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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bok?
Stranger: huh?
You: ah a live one
You: long story I'll have to tell you sometime
Stranger: wat u mean?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: haha
You: has to do with the last 20 minutes and a chicken psychic I spoke to
You: but she had to go eat pasta
You: without chicken
Stranger: im confused haha
You: it's ok
Stranger: where r u from
You: if; you understood you would have to have been the one I was talking to
You: I'm from canada, you?
You: eh
Stranger: texas
You: ah
Stranger: do u like it where u live?
You: yes health care is great
You: so you're from texas, does that mean you're mexican
Stranger: no there arent that many in my town
Stranger: its a bunch of hicks
You: everyone I've met from texas was from mexico
You: So it's rural where you live?
Stranger: in some parts theres a lot of people from mexico
Stranger: yea like the middle of no where
You: do you live on a farm?
You: wait, nowhere? I thought you said you were from texas?
Stranger: no but theres a lot of them near me
Stranger: haha
You: and you don't get the chicken joke?
Stranger: no :(
You: I'm seriously doubting your story
You: waaait a second AND your NOT mexican
Stranger: yea
You: AND you know how to turn on a computer?
You: where are you really from?
Stranger: hahaha ur just bein mean
You: no no
You: we hear that if your from texas then you MUST be mexican
Stranger: its not true
You: that's what fox news tell us when we pirate your tv
You: so do you all carry guns down there too?
Stranger: well i cant but a lot of ppl do
You: how many people did you personally shoot today?
You: you can't
You: no arms huh
Stranger: no
Stranger: im 13
You: not allowed to have arms until what age?
Stranger: u can hunt but u cant carry a gun exept to hunt
Stranger: i dont kno but i think 18
You: :(
Stranger: r u a boy or a girl?
You: you should hunt chickens in the neighbourhood
You: why, does it matter my gender?
Stranger: idk just wonder
You: k
You: I don't want you non mexican, nowhere-texan 13 year old armless people hitting on me
Stranger: lmfao
You: good then we're agreed...
Stranger: yea
You: soooo
You: whatcha doin/
Stranger: sittin in my room bein mad bored haha
Stranger: wat r u doin?
You: sitting in my living room looking at my many guns that you're not allowed to have
You: sorry didn't mean to rub it in, but they're soooo shiny
Stranger: hahaha ur funny
You: if you don't have arms how do you type?
You: are you psychic?
Stranger: hey i got that one
Stranger: no
Stranger: r u?
You: catching up goo
You: d
You: don't like putting d's on the same line
You: no not psychic....or am I
You: dun dun duuuun
Stranger: hahahaha
You: so 13 in texas in a hicktown
You: that sux dude
Stranger: ya it sucks
Stranger: haha u r psychic
You: maybe, but to find out for sure it $10.00 per minute
You: I KNOW you want the number
You: kidding
Stranger: and besides hating it here i am in trouble to haha
You: oh what for?
Stranger: no i dont want to call haha
Stranger: getting caught leaving school before school was over
You: doesn't have anything to do with the missing chickens in the neighbourhood does it?
Stranger: haha no
Stranger: so now im stuck in my room
You: see why did you leave early... I mean they have a bell to let you know when it's time to go
You: stuck in your room with the internet... poor thing
Stranger: i didnt want to go to my class
You: oh what class
Stranger: well im not grounded but u have to wait in here to get punished
Stranger: i*
You: were the other kids making fun of you because you have no arms?
Stranger: haha no
You: that's good that would be something you probably would be sensitive about
You: waiting for punishment.....
You: hmmmmmm.
Stranger: ya sucks for me haha
You: does your father own guns?
Stranger: yes
You: has he gotten his killing out of his system recently?
Stranger: i hope so
Stranger: lol
You: if not you better hide in the chicken coupe
You: since they're missing
You: bok
Stranger: wtf is bok?
You: why it's the sound a chicken makes
You: bok bok
Stranger: OHHHH HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: i get it now
You: so is this making you feel better about your impending doom?
Stranger: it is fun but im not scared anyway
You: oh
Stranger: im used to it
You: were your parents hippies?
Stranger: i dont kno i dont think so
You: do they refuse to share the flowers with you?
Stranger: they wont share anything with me
Stranger: i have to work around the house for everyting i wany
Stranger: want
You: well they share the work
You: what more can you ask for
You: that's building skills
Stranger: yay im so happy
Stranger: lol
You: **sarcasm detected**
You: I'm afraid that wasn't sincere
Stranger: yea. sorry
You: you better be
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i am
You: taking off early from school, being insincere with strangers
You: not being mexican in texas
Stranger: yea im a bamf
You: ??
You: define bamf?
Stranger: bad ass MF
Stranger: haha
You: ooooh
You: that means oh
Stranger: i wasnt sure
Stranger: lol
You: that's why I shared
You: see I shared with you
You: now clean my floors
Stranger: i know how to do that
You: you know how to clean MY floors? How do you know what type of floors I have
You: ??
You: answer me
Stranger: ok i dont kno but if u have floors like mine i know how
You: I kind of wonder what it would look like to see an armless kid wash floors
You: do you use your face?
Stranger: yo he is coming brb
You: k
Stranger: i am bak
You: bok
You: not bak
Stranger: haha
You: how did it go
You: are you now punished?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i had worse
Stranger: haha
You: apparently this didn't involve a loss of internet privilege
Stranger: no
You: so what did you get
Stranger: i live in texas u can prolly guess haha
You: well damn? chicken duty? with all them missing chickens it won't be hard
Stranger: no haha wrong again
You: was it a spanking?
Stranger: i hate that word but yes
You: ah, well you'll get to spank your own little brats when you turn 18 and get your arms
Stranger: yay i cant wait lol
You: or do they start you off with training arms, little flimsy ones until you get the hang of it
You: so back to the floor cleaning... is it done with your face?
Stranger: no its done with a mop
You: oh
You: well that seems less funny
Stranger: yea for u haha
You: yes, but this is all for my entertainment isn't it?
Stranger: ummm well i think its funny to
Stranger: too
You: good
You: so you'll have something to stay in school for tomorrow and tell everyone
Stranger: bok
You: bok
Stranger: haha
You: you're awesome
Stranger: so r u :)
You: this has been very fun
You: I will have to include this "random chat on my website"
Stranger: yea u made my time seem not so bad
You: good good.
Stranger: now that i cant sit haha
You: i feel bad for you now
Stranger: its not that bad it just feels really hot haha
You: ??
You: THAT seems inappropriate
Stranger: yea i kno
Stranger: texas sucks
You: and spanks
You: so did you have supper yet?
Stranger: no. in an hour and 15 min we will
Stranger: did u?
You: yes
You: almost 2 hrs ago
Stranger: what did u have? chicken?
You: no pig
You: pork roast
Stranger: oink
You: that's not funny
Stranger: bok
You: it used to be my pet
You: bok
Stranger: u had a pet pig? ur from texas
You: but damn tasty
You: nope
You: canada
Stranger: lol
You: Nova Scotia, east coast
You: we're strange like that here
Stranger: haha its worse here im sure
You: probably
You: you're lucky if you don't get deported, not being mexican and all
You: that must be tough
Stranger: yea they should send me to mexico to learn how to be mexican
You: probably
You: but their kids have arms
You: they'd shoot you
Stranger: well maybe if i was in mexico i could have a gun too
You: you wouldn't be able to play with the pinata
Stranger: y not?
You: because without arms you can't swing the stick
You: bok
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: bok
You: silly 13 texas/nowhere person
Stranger: lol
You: so tell me something funny
You: and action
You: this isn't very exciting you know
You: or is the suspense before the story
Stranger: i dont kno wat to say
Stranger: wat r u asking me
You: see you were going to learn that in class this afternoon
You: now you'll never know
You: shame it was good too
Stranger: stop yelling at me lol i already got punished for it
You: not yelling, dismissively scolding
You: THIS IS YELLING
You: caps lock
Stranger: oh i see the difference now
You: good good, it's suttle I know
You: subtle
Stranger: ya haha
You: my grammar nazi is scolding me
You: she's in denial
Stranger: yay i hope u learned ur lesson haha
You: BIG denial
You: oh I did
You: i had worse
Stranger: huh?
You: my butt isn't sore and I'm still siting here with my arms intact
Stranger: oh i get it
You: aaaah
Stranger: haha
You: there you go
You: keep up, it's no fun if you fall behind
Stranger: my lesson is never get spanked in basketball shorts haha
You: I thought you got spanked in your room?
Stranger: that too lol
You: he spanked you twice?
Stranger: no 5 swats
You: I'm not sure but I think sharing a pair of basketball shots with a 13 year old is a type of abuse
You: maybe not in nowhere/texas, but in the rest of the world
Stranger: i didnt share them i was wearing them
You: oh i c,
You: that makes FAR more sense
Stranger: bok
You: if I knew a spanking was coming I think I would choose to change into something with a cast iron backside
Stranger: yea instead of leaving on wet shorts cuz i was swimming right before
You: you may get in crap for it but after the first swat he wouldn't have quite the "furvor" to continue
You: that might have been what tipped them off that you wern't at school you know
Stranger: no theu got tipped off cuz my school called and told my mom
Stranger: they
You: ah, well that's not much for detective work on their end now
You: sherlock holmes they ain't
Stranger: yea they didnt have to think about it at all
Stranger: haha
You: so what class did you skip
Stranger: english
Stranger: haha
You: hahahaha
You: you got spanked for english...hahahaha
You: silly mexican
Stranger: haha mexican kids get spanked a lot worse than i do
You: as they should, they need to be controlled what with all their unruley arms and all
Stranger: haha ya
Stranger: they get whipped with a belt
You: no no whipped would be with a whip
You: they get belted
Stranger: yea
Stranger: so i get paddled haha
You: seriously?
You: a paddle?
Stranger: yea
You: a paddle?
Stranger: a ping pong paddle
You: oh I was thinking canoe, sorry canadian
Stranger: no lol
Stranger: that would be bad
You: you can get a heck of a swing with one of those
Stranger: it would prolly knock me down
Stranger: brb
You: no
You: don't leave
You: sad
You: I so am going to post this conversation in the blog section of my website though, this is gold.
Stranger: haha
You: seriously dude, this is great stuff most people disconnect after 3 lines
Stranger: but u are fun to talk to
You: thanks
You: I appreciate that
Stranger: np
Stranger: bok
You: I'm actually just putting it up now, brb
Soon we will be launching a contest for all of you out there who are following Karaoke Idol every week. I never really cared much for my own cartoon that has shown up there and I will be soon posting the contest rules and submission guidelines for a contest to 'cartoon Chris for FuzzWuzzle.com'. There will be prizes and such for the top entry, more details soon.
BUT other exciting news is also here, due to circumstances that were really beyond my control, I have a new recording system for Karaoke Idol. Yes, yes, the ever thrifty me now has a brand new shiny laptop that records BEAUTIFULLY on the system down at the Fox. So shortly we will be having a much improved quality on our Karaoke Idol recordings. It has been a point of contention with many (including myself really) so stay tuned.
BUT WAIT!!, there's even more news involving the Karaoke Idol portion of the site..... have you been wanting to know a little more about what goes on the recording side and the collection side of it? NO? Well you're not alone, join other Karaoke Idol contestants/followers on the new FACEBOOK group. It's open to anyone who wishes to join... and no Spago, just because you created a FACEBOOK group doesn't mean you'll get on the site more frequently....just kidding, bribery works wonders.
Outside of the FuzzWuzzle.com venue though there is another thing that I'm involved in that means a great deal to me, the Knights of Columbus. This year I have been elected to be the new Grand Knight for our local council, so I thought, hey I have this media source at my discression and I have a little project/bet starting with the council, why not post it here and see if anything comes of it. The Knights have been supporting a project known as the Emily fund for some time now, it is a local organization dedicated to the suppying of insulin pumps for children who require them but come from families where they can not afford them. These little things cost about 6400.00 each, so I am putting forward a little proposal to our council, if our council can raise the money to buy ONE insulin pump by May 2008, I will let the council publicly shave my head at our closing dinner next June. So how does this little news tidbit affect you the reader? Well if you want to donate to the cause, you can do so by clicking the 'donations' button on the main page and tag your paypal donation as 'for the emily fund'.
Cheers and Salutations, keep watching there's more to come.